These searches don't even need a witty comment to make them funny. I'm just frightened that I have an anal fixation, what with how many times butt or ass shows up.

I'm #5 on google for: baboon butt pictures

#7 on yahoo for: pictures of things women put in ther ass

#1 on yahoo for: photo funny man nude jerk

Still only #10 on google for another vicks toenail fungus request.

#10 on google for: bootylicious+pants

>20, 3rd page or better, showing how desperate the searcher is: big butt white girl