I feel sorry for Mumbler sometimes, but he gets me so annoyed, and he's so dumb, I can't help but play with his head sometimes. This time, I corrupted Kin into helping me. Here's the conversation he and I were having when I got the idea to mess with Mumbler's head. The blue parts are the conver I was having with Mumbler that I pasted into the other conver, or ones that Kin did:

Kin: *GASP* Aw naw you di'ent!
Phoe: aww yes I diiid. Yo mama!
K: Psh...YO Mama.
P: Yea. My mama. But at least I don't *reveals your most down deep dirty secret*!
P: ugh, I couldn't resist:

Mumbler: do you spend a lot on entertainment
P: na
P: Except for all those strippers the other night
K: Oh NO! I swear I only did it once!! And-and...I put those weasles back, honest!
K: lol...You're so bad. =P
P: That's not what the weasels said! Well, the ones still living after that!

yea, I am
K: It was just plain old, good humored weasel fun!
P: ROFLMAO.
P: That's what eveyrone says until someone loses an eye
K: That weasel didn't use that eye anyway!...I guess.
P: I am very, very evil, I purposely pasted this into the other conversation:

P: K: It was just plain old, good humored weasel fun!
P: oops, you weren't supposed to get that
M: just out of curiousity what is weasel fun
P: You should probably ask K, he's better at explaining it than I am
K: LOL...You are bad. =P
Phoemeister: M: you guys are talking about a wild adventure
K: LOL!
P: he's so weird
K: Oh god...Whew...A wild adventure.
K: Yep.
P: IM him and tell him I wanted you to tell him about our wild weasel adventure
P:P: A wild adventure involving weasels, yes.
P: and those strippers from the other night
M: you love your strippers
P: He's so creepy
P: not as much as I love my weasels
M: I'm getting the story now
K: Yes he is.
P: P: You are? Pray tell, what is the story?
M: I don't know yet
P: But you just said you did know
Pr: Give me a straight answer, man!
M: I'm twisting his arm so he'll tell me
M: In the process of finding out
P: ah
P: Hear that? He's twisting your arm, lil' buddy
K: lol...Yep. He's twisting hard! It's taking all I've got to restrain myself. =P
K: I'll send you the whole conversation after we're done, don't worry. =P
P: be strong
P: awesome, thanks
P: M: I don't think there is a story
P: Oh, there's always a story with weasel-boi
P: you should make a new AIM SN: WeaselBoi
K: LOL...Jeeze he's snapping on me over here.
P: oh....?
K: Yeah.
K: M: what the fuck have I been asking you for the last five minetes, lets hear the god damn story
P: oh my god..... He's never cursed around me, ever.
P: just say we bought a weasel at a pet shop once and got it really drunk, and it peed on things, and then died, and we felt bad about it.
P: That's uh.... kind of innocoous
P: if I could spell inocuous
K: I said it all started with a friendly stoll through the woods. =P
P: AWESOME, lol
P:P: what did he say?
M: a lot of nothing
P: aw, that's annoying
P: dude, did you register OneEyedWeasel? Because I just tried to register it, and its totally already taken :P
K: LOL...No, I didn't take it.
P: There's a lot of people who're into OneEyedWeasels, I guess :P How lame would it be if you decided to be OneEyedWeasel11. That would be hilarious
K: lol
K: "I just REALLY like 11. And there were like, 10 other people who wanted to be a one eyed weasel"
P: I'm glad I snagged Phoemeister. That's MINE. Ain't nobody gonna take it away from me, yo
P: I'm still disapointed I didn't get OneEyedWeasel though
K: Yeah, that would've been nice.
P: who DOESN'T want to get a message from someone named OneEyedWeasel
P: I think i'm going to add it to my buddy list and yell at whoever has it if they ever get online. Studies show this doesn't work verywell though, because I once tried to register (my school id) and someone took it and I was lik e"who the hell took that?" and i had it on my buddylist for a year, and no one ever got on
P: DUDE. "WeaselFun" is already in use
K: Yeah, that never works. I tried to catch Kin on, and he/she never got on.
K: LOL...That's...Really sad.
P: LOL M: I'm going to bed, hopefully I will get to see your pornographic weasel pictures another time
Pr: EWWWWWWWWW
P: You perv!
P: Pornographic weasel pictures?
P: That's so gross, why did you think of that?
M: your friend said something about being naked next to a weasel
M: talk to him
K: LOL
P: now I HAVE to see that conver

Addendum: I find it really sad that WeaselSlut, WeaselGrrl, WeaselGrrrl, WeaselGrrrrl were also taken.

Now: Kin's conver. The hilarious things Mumbler says aren’t jokes. In a weird way, he actually means them. He’ll say anything when he’s confused. Again: sad. Even more: funny:

K: Hey.
M: hey
K: Phoe said I should explain weasel fun to yo.
K: To you.
M: you had an adventure with some weasels huh
M: I was curious
K: Oooh buddy, did we.
K: And rightly so. I mean, you just haven't lived until you have had some weasel fun.
M: what happened
M: I'm sure I've had some weasel fun, I just don't know exactly what it is.
K: Are you sure you want to know? It's rather intense stuff.
M: I can handle it
K: It's the stuff dreams are made of, my friend...The stuff dreams are made of.
M: only something you and Phoe can experinece I'm sure
K: Well, it was a pretty special experience.
M: lets here hear it then
K: Well...It's a hard story to tell, you know. I just get so...Full of emotion whenever I think about me...Phoe...and those weasels.
M: forget it then
K: No no, it's okay.
K: I mean, if you want to know I can relay the story.
M: what the fuck have I been asking you for the last five minetes, lets hear the god damn story
K: Okay, keep cool man. Just think of the weasels.
M: I'm thinking of weasels
K: It all started with a friendly stroll though the woods.
K: Just kidding.
M: figures
K: You see, we thought it would be cool to have a weasel you know? I mean, who doesn't love a good weasel? So we went from pet shop to pet shop looking for weasels.
K: We didn't think we'd ever find one. But finally this old guy, he had some weasels.
K: So we bought this weasel. And we thought it'd be fun to get it drunk, becuase we'd never seen a drunk weasel.
K: So, now we had a wasted weasel on our hands. And if you've never had to deal with a wasted weasel, let me tell you, it's not an easy thing to do.
K: It just started running and running and running around, like a constapated weiner-dog. Then it pissed all over the furnature and then it died. We felt bad for the poor thing.
K: And that, my friend, wraps up the Great Weasel Adventure.
M: that was a good story
M: you should publish it
K: Thank you. I'm glad you think so.
M: wish you had pictures of it so people could believe you
K: Ha! You want pictures? We took pleanty, my man.
K: Phoe's got them all. I think she keeps them in her sock drawer.
K: I'm sure if you asked her very nicely she'd show them to you.
K: We're gonna get doubles made, I think.
M: that would be cool
M: maybe I will get lucky enough to see them sometime
K: Maybe. But Phoe might be a little shy about them.
K: I mean, I am too. Have you ever seen a grown man naked with a weasel?
M: only a few times
K: Ah. Find it invigorating? Becuase being naked with a weasel is, let me tell you.
M: what did you two do with the weasel exactly
K: Geeze, did she try and deny it again?
M: she got grossed out
M: talk to you later
K: Psh...So typical.
K: Cya.