I've decided I'm really big in Canada.

Proof:

1) I have about 5 (or less) people that seem to regularly read my blog. 2 are canadian
3) I got a hit from yahoo! canada once.

Conclusion: Germans love David Hasslehof, French people love Jerry Lewis, but they can kiss my ass because Canada is way bigger than either of those countries and it can't get enough of that Angry White Girl stuff.

Addendum: To please the canadian demographic, all instances of "dirty canuck," "filthy canuck," "Go back to Canadia," and "Go back to Canadia, you dirty filthy Canuck!" will be changed to slurs against Swedish people.