Happy surprise brought to me by none other than Sista:

Sista: i found the soundtrack with ben folds the hedge one or whatever in the promos and put it in your mailbox
Phoemeister: YES
Phoemeister: YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND
Phoemeister: I did not want to pay for that
Phoemeister: thanks so much!
Phoemeister: that will be the first decent thing ever I will have gleaned from promos


Knowlege brought to me by none other than Optpri:

The blowjob to taco exchange rate is 1:3.

Also: fairy hoors are on the prowl.

Lastly: malingering is a great word.