Black women think I'm hilarious when I'm complaining. I swear. I was just thinking about it today when I was complaining and this black woman told me I should get a sitcom. And this isn't the first time I've complained in front of black women and they've told me I need my own show. I complain about something, and black women really get a kick out of it. I'm not sure why. So now my fans are gay guys, pervs, black women, and canadians. What's that about? There must be some strange underlying connection between these groups, that ties them together, that makes them think I'm funny.

Anyway, I think I should use this influence to start my own gay, black, pervy, canadian world empire. Or get my own show on BET. Whatever.