I'm not obsessed with masturbation! I swear! But I found yet another way to make Mulva collapse in laughter, apparently.

Proto: lol hey I can't get fired for IM'ing my service manager, can I?
Phoemeister: that sounds like a euphemism for masturbation
Phoemeister: "Time to IM the ol' service manager."
Proto: LOL
Proto: Oh god I'm still laughing
Proto: DAMN YOU
Phoemeister: you're going to collapse at work
Phoemeister: the next time someone pages service manager