Phoemeister: today Jersey came over to ring up some people and I was like, "You should go with him, he's awesome." But then I assured the people who were staying with me that I was awesome too. So then Jersey was like, "Phoemeister, your awesomeness is what makes me awesome in the first place."
Phoemeister: So bottom line: I am hella awesome, and it has been recognized
Mulva: hahahaha
Mulva: And the customers were surely hanging on every word, in a frantic effort to only be checked out by awesome people.