Attention all, breaking bulletin:

Sista: btw hit that shit is totally hitting some other shit
Phoemeister: eh, that's okay
Phoemeister: I don't even know him
Sista: his girlfriend is a sorority girl
Sista: its so weird
Phoemeister: ahaha
Phoemeister: "Like, oh my god!"
Phoemeister: anyway, it's better this way
Sista: yeah
Sista: but she seems nice even though i didn't talk to her
Phoemeister: that's good
Sista: i just am happier when guys date girls that don't look like they are off the cover of seventeen
Phoemeister: lol
Phoemeister: I am happier when people don't pester me to hook up with someone I don't know that they barely know either based soley on the fact that they are there :P